100% organic.*
Nobody was entirely sure what counted. Our imaginary lab independently confirmed that “100%” was, indeed, printed on the label.
Home-brewed by Mike Pinkerton
Indiana brewed. Label approved.
A little home-brew. A lot of personality.
AND SO IS THE BEER
A home-brew by Mike Pinkerton, wrapped in a label that takes absolutely nothing too seriously.
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MEET THE BREWMASTER
Mike Pinkerton makes the beer.
The label does the talking.
This is Mike’s home-brew, with a tongue-in-cheek label made in his honor. Affectionately immortalized as “Pinky,” he gets the full treatment: a barrel throne, a signature, and a seal of approval from an extremely selective committee of one.
The beer is homemade. The sense of humor comes standard.
“PINKY” · AS SEEN ON THE LABEL
A man worthy of his own label.
THE ENTIRELY UNRELIABLE ORIGIN STORY
According to the label, a brewing legend was born somewhere between a tire swing and a questionable ingredient list.
His first brewing vat? A “characterful tire swing.” The label is our only source.
Corn cobs, purple orchids, crick water, and organic algae. Tasting notes: “tractor exhaust.”
An uneaten pickled cucumber took a dive into the mash. A pickle, to the less poetically inclined. Naturally, greatness followed.
The backstory is satire. None of its named ingredients were used in the beer. The storytelling, however, was taken very seriously.
THE FINE PRINT, ENLARGED
Independent of the brewery. And, where convenient, the evidence.
Nobody was entirely sure what counted. Our imaginary lab independently confirmed that “100%” was, indeed, printed on the label.
It sounded fashionable. The committee nodded thoughtfully, hoping someone else knew what it meant.
Following an exhaustive review of the word “pickled,” our researchers identified the mystery ingredient as a pickle.
These are label jokes, not certifications. The company, findings and figures are fictional; organic and vegan status are unverified. A small home-brew’s affectionate jab at very serious brewery marketing.
THE LABEL, IN ALL ITS GLORY
A little sarcasm. A generous pour of personality.
And yes, the seal of approval is part of the joke.


SMALL DETAILS. CONSIDERABLE PERSONALITY.
Two Indiana references and one tropical overstatement, tucked into the artwork.

A nod to Indiana, giving the label a sense of place and a little extra gravitas.

Bluffton, Indiana, gets its own quiet cameo. The beer has roots. The backstory takes liberties.

On the label. In the lei. Nowhere in the mash. Even imaginary ingredients deserve good art direction.
The civic seals are local references in the artwork. The enthusiastic approval comes from Mike.
A LITTLE HOME-BREW. A LOT OF PERSONALITY.